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The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay

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The Horny Toad Guesthouse 4*

 Free Wi-Fi
 Free parking
 Private beach

Beach access

 Sports activities

Golf course

 Air conditioning
 No pets allowed

The beachfront The Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay, located about 5 minutes' walk from Mary Star of the Sea Church, features a sundeck and a golf course. Located 3.8 km from the 18th century military Fort Louis, the 4-star hotel features a safe deposit box.

You'll need 5-minute drive to Princess Juliana International airport. Guests can visit Le Grand Marche, which is merely 10 minutes' walk away, and Paradise Casino which is around a 15-minute ride from The Toad Simpson Bay. Nature lovers will appreciate the proximity to Kimsha Beach, which is a mere 1.2 km away. The aparthotel is approximately 20 minutes by car from the Boardwalk.

Each of the 8 rooms is furnished with soundproof windows, featuring an air conditioner. They have kitchen facilities, such as a refrigerator, a toaster, and kitchenware.

Offering Middle Eastern dishes, Abu Ghazi Shwarma lies just around the corner from The Horny Toad Guest House.

  • Local attractions
  • Le Grand Marche
    64 km
  • Palapa Marina
    761 km
  • Isle de Sol Yacht Club Marina
    1143 km
  • Kim Sha Beach
    1129 km
  • Bada Bing Adult Entertainment
    218 km
  • Brown Pelicans
    787 km
  • Princess Juliana International Airport
    883 km
  • Simpson Bay Beach
    469 km
  • Bobby's Marina
    399 km
  • Airports
  • Princess Juliana International Airport
    3.3 km

Facilities

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Safe deposit box
  • VIP check-in/ -out
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Meals and drinks

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils
  • Outdoor dining area

Activities and relaxation

  • Beach access
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • BBQ facilities
  • Golf course

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Car hire
  • Laundry
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Grocery shopping service

In the room

  • Air conditioning
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Dining table
  • Ironing facilities
  • AM/FM alarm clock
  • Board games

Important notice

Check-in: from 15:00 until 21:00
Check-out: from 08:00 until 11:00

Details & Rates



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Guest reviews

Scott

stayed in 2021-06-01

8 / 10

plus

Incredible base for a 1-night stay.

Frank

stayed in 2020-08-01

9 / 10

plus

Adjacent to the downtown, 20 minutes on foot. It's just next door to Thirsty Barons, good for a little drink. The glorious view from the hotel on the ocean. Fantastic hostess running the venue. Will definitely visit place for next time, thank you.

John

stayed in 2020-01-24

8 / 10

plus

Our experience was WONDERFUL. Good choice of restaurants to eat close by, like pizza del sol that was only 15 minutes' walk away. We loved our stay in horny toad guesthouse.

Stan

stayed in 2020-03-24

9 / 10

plus

we appreciated staying at horny toad guesthouse. a private kitchen was ok for us. we could have lunch in butter fish set within 300 feet.

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