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The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay

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2026-08-27
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The Horny Toad Guesthouse 4*

 Wi-Fi
 Free parking
 Private beach

Beach access

 Sports activities

Golf course

 Air conditioning
 No pets allowed

Situated about 5 minutes' walk from Bobby's Marina, the comfortable The Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay offers a sundeck and a golf course. This 4-star aparthotel is a good starting point for exploring Simpson Bay, including Mary Star of the Sea Church, which is just 250 metres away.

At the hotel, you'll be approximately 10 minutes' drive from the Seaside Nature Park and 2.9 km from Island Water World. The Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay is also 2.7 km from such natural sights as Mullet Bay White-Sand Beach. Nature lovers will appreciate the proximity to Kimsha Beach, which is an 18-minute stroll away. The property is 3.8 km from the 18th century military Fort Louis. For those travelling from afar, Princess Juliana International airport is 5 minutes' drive away.

The Horny Toad Guest House provides guests with 8 rooms appointed with soundproof windows along with coffee/tea making equipment. For your comfort, you will also find a fridge, a toaster, and kitchenware. Separate bathrooms include nice touches such as hair dryers and bath sheets. Enjoy views of the sea, while staying at this Simpson Bay hotel.

The White Swan offers Chinese dishes and is situated nearly 5 minutes' walk away.

  • Local attractions
  • Le Grand Marche
    100 m
  • Curasail Yacht Charters
    500 m
  • Sint Maarten Pub Crawl
    850 m
  • Good Hair Day Beauty Salon
    800 m
  • Coconut Reef Surf School
    100 m
  • Soggy Dollar Bar
    700 m
  • Brown Pelicans
    800 m
  • Bobby's Marina
    400 m
  • Mary Star of the Sea Church
    400 m
  • Airports
  • Princess Juliana International
    3.3 km

Facilities

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Safe deposit box
  • VIP check-in/ -out
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Meals and drinks

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils
  • Outdoor dining area

Activities and relaxation

  • Beach access
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • BBQ facilities
  • Golf course

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Car hire
  • Laundry
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Grocery shopping service

In the room

  • Air conditioning
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Dining table
  • Ironing facilities
  • AM/FM alarm clock
  • Board games

Important notice

Check-in: from 15:00 until 21:00
Check-out: from 08:00 until 11:00

Frequently asked questions

  • 🌇

    How far is the downtown from the 4-star The Horny Toad Guest House?

    It will take a 20-minute walk to get from the 4-star The Horny Toad Guest House to the city centre.
  • How far is Princess Juliana International from the The Horny Toad Guest House?

    There is a 5-km distance between Princess Juliana International and the The Horny Toad Guest House.
  • 🚗

    Will I find a parking facility in The Horny Toad Guest House?

    The Horny Toad Guest House provides guests with a car park.
  • 🕑

    What time does check-in start in the 4-star The Horny Toad Guest House?

    Guests of the 4-star The Horny Toad Guest House are expected to arrive for check-in around 15:00.
  • 🕗

    What time should we check out from our room in the aparthotel?

    The aparthotel guests should check out at 11:00.
  • 💵

    What is the price of a room in the Simpson Bay aparthotel?

    The minimal room price in the Simpson Bay aparthotel is $171.
  • Which method of payment is available at the 4-star The Horny Toad Guest House?

    Payment methods available in the 4-star The Horny Toad Guest House:
    • Mastercard
    • Visa
  • 🚪

    What kind of rooms does the The Horny Toad Guest House offer?

    At the The Horny Toad Guest House, guests can choose among Superior Suite, Deluxe Suite, and One-Bedroom Suite.

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Guest reviews

Scott

stayed in 2021-06-01

8 / 10

plus

Incredible base for a 1-night stay.

Frank

stayed in 2020-08-01

9 / 10

plus

Adjacent to the downtown, 20 minutes on foot. It's just next door to Thirsty Barons, good for a little drink. The glorious view from the hotel on the ocean. Fantastic hostess running the venue. Will definitely visit place for next time, thank you.

John

stayed in 2020-01-24

8 / 10

plus

Our experience was WONDERFUL. Good choice of restaurants to eat close by, like pizza del sol that was only 15 minutes' walk away. We loved our stay in horny toad guesthouse.

Stan

stayed in 2020-03-24

9 / 10

plus

we appreciated staying at horny toad guesthouse. a private kitchen was ok for us. we could have lunch in butter fish set within 300 feet.

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